Geeky Haiku's

haiku:(hi-koo) n.; A Japanese lyric verse form having three, short unrhymed lines

Imagine if instead of cryptic, geeky text strings, your computer produced error messages in Haiku ........!

The Web site you seek
Cannot be located
But endless others exist.
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Yesterday it worked.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.
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Aborted effort:
Close all that you have.
You ask far too much.
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With searching comes loss
And the presence of absence;
File not found.
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A file that big?
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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Windows NT crashed.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No one hears your screams.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data
Guess which has occurred.
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Having been erased,
The document you're seeking
Must now be retyped.
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